![]() He sends his lackey, who within the first minute upon introduction reveals through monologue that he gets “… rectally violated every day of my pathetic life.” A pirate, who’s voice is a mumbling fat man meets Elvis impersonation, only twice as hammed up, attacks the– I don’t know, is it a cruise vessel?–that the show started on. The jokes ramble on without rhyme or reason until something happens. This leads to a series of terribly written and very unconvincing dialogue. The show starts with a group of sailors finding a barrel floating in the ocean. At this point the show seemed innocent enough and I was thinking that I was in for a… not so terrible experience. The original opening music is also featured, which is pretty fucking awesome. The first episode starts off with a kind of clever opening joke, parodying the opening to the original series. Little did I know that Uraby210 was actually not satisfied with how bad the original series was, and modeled his series to far exceed the shittiness of its predecessor (and that, my friends, is impressive). After all the original series set the bar so low, that at this point I was thinking that an abridged version could have very well been a dog on unicycle and I would have been vastly more entertained. Maybe a little fan input is what this series needed to actually make fucking sense. So, at this point I was actually looking forward to an abridged series. The show was just mindless, the action was dull, the characters were stupid, and the animation was just fucking insane.įor instance: What the fuck is that on the right? I think it would be hard to make a One Piece Abridged series, because it’s hard to like it enough to Parody. So… Again I’m stuck with the same dilemma as Pokemon. How the fuck did they accomplish that? Let’s just say you certainly have to be trying!Īnd, what’s this? There’s over 480 episodes! Four Hundred and eighty! What the fuck? Fuck You Toei Animation! I’m not going to sit through another 450+ episodes of fucking filler! I had enough of that with Dragon Ball Z! The animation was lame, the characters were stupid, and they somehow took a show with guy named Zoro, who fights with three swords, and made it boring. Luffy (Doctor of Asshattery) the powers of Mr. It apparently circled around devil fruit (cursed fruit, if you watched the 4kids dub), which gave M.D. It also doesn’t hurt that it has the most catchy Opening Theme of the century.įuck Yeah! I’m pumped! I rushed to watch it… and it fucking sucked. ![]() Holy shit! A Princess Bride more focused on pirates? Fucking sign me up! This sounds like the show of the fucking century! Unfortunately Andre the Giant is nowhere to be found. To do this he enlists the help of a Ranger, a Thief, and Zorro Luffy who is on a quest to find the Legendary One Piece and become King of the Pirates. One Piece: That Show That Was On Toonami About A Year After Everyone Stopped Caring (Shortened by 4Kids to One Piece for length and content) was about a pirate boy named Monkey D. But, before I get into that, I need a peddle a couple steps back, and take a look at the Original One Piece in my patented Background Breakdown. I mean, I’ve certainly watched a lot of bad movies, TV shows, Anime’s (I watched Sailor Moon, for God’s sake), but this… this was just unwatchable. Generally it only takes me two days to complete a series (and that’s factoring in a 12 hour work shift and a needy bottle of lotion).Īll this said, I avoided Uraby210s: One Piece Abridged like it was a homeless polio victim I watched Bustgunner: Abridged, Twat of Dangers: Pokemon Abridged, and Captainawesome’s Pokemon Abridged in relatively few sittings. ![]() I have personally sat through Highlander: The Source, Batman and Robin, Failure to Launch, and an endless slew of Syfy miniseries without batting an eyelash. Watching something you hate, or watching something hang itself in its own genre is the fuel of Satire, and this is what really sets Satire apart from Parody, But more on that later.īecause of this ability to comically make fun of anything, this allows me to sit through some of most god-awful buckets of porter-john juice in one sitting. You see the reason I like watching things that are bad is because, being a Satire Artist, stomping on the face of particularly shitastic shows has its own entertainment value to me. Before you say that’s what makes me a twisted masochistic freak, I have to argue with you on that point (it’s the bondage that does that). Instead of explaining that I don’t really hate everything and challenging the logic of internet commentators I generally say, in some way I like watching bad things. People often ask me why I choose to watch anything if I hate everything.
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